Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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