hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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