She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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