my vag is so smooth its legendary
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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