wat bout pragnant strippers??
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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