Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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