I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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