I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He? As in you personified your dick?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
and you fell through a lawn chair
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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