So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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