If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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