your room smells of hookers.
And success
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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