So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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