similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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