if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He keeps bees of course he's weird
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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