just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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