Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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