I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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