Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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