Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
