party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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