i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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