I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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