You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You are the jesus of drinking
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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