Grow some girl-balls and come out already
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
