Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
