Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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