well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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