i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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