There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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