Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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