Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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