Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
