butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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