): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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