O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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