Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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