is your mom at the bar?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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