we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Two words: nipple clamps
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