i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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