whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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