Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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