How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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