what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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