whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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