Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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