Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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