when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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