I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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