we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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