Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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