Duck Duck Cougar?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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