No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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